Make America Send It
Tired of politics? Good. This hat isn’t about that. It’s about living life full throttle and sending it harder than a rental car at a ski resort.Strap this dome rocket to your skull and prepare for liftoff, because this hat isn’t just headwear — it’s a license to send. Forget wings, Red Bull. Forget Baja Blast, Mountain Dew. This hat makes you taste freedom, asphalt, and questionable life choices in every thread.
WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE
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Bald eagles dive-bombing you just to say “hell yeah, brother.”
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Spontaneous backflips off literally anything with an edge.
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The uncontrollable urge to shotgun a Natty Light at your cousin’s wedding.
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Feeling so American you’ll try to deep-fry fireworks.
FEATURES:
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Shaka Flag Patch: Replaces boring stars with a big ol’ “hang loose” because nothing’s more patriotic than doing dumb sh*t with your friends.
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Red-White-‘n-Bruised Colorway: Matches perfectly with scraped knees, duct-taped coolers, and emergency room bracelets.
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Send-o-dynamic Mesh: Breathes better than you after a 40-stair slam.
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Snapback of Destiny™: Adjusts to fit domes ranging from “Mildly Reckless” to “Full Florida Man.”
WHO SHOULD WEAR THIS?
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Anyone who has ever said “Hold my beer” unironically.
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People who think Monster Energy is a pre-workout and a bedtime tea.
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That one guy in every friend group who is 90% scars, 10% bone.
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You. Because if you’re reading this, you’re already halfway to the ER.
FUN FACT: This hat has been clinically proven (by dudes named Kyle in a garage) to increase your send power by 1776%. That’s right — freedom units.
So don’t just wear a hat. Wear a battle cry. Wear a war drum. Wear a full-send declaration of independence that tells the world:
👉 “I didn’t come here to play it safe. I came here to SEND IT.” 👈
More details
- 100% polyester mesh back
- One size fits most
- Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile
- Pre-curved contrast stitched visor
- Underbill matches visor color
- Adjustable plastic snapback
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Shredneck
- Email: contact@support.theshredneck.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 19 ⅛ "- 23 ¼"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Make America Send It Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
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One size
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199
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4.33
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2.56
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6.77
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