The Reaganator MAXX™ – Peace Through Powerlifting
He tore down walls.
Now he’s tearing down reps.
Introducing the Reaganator MAXX™, the only presidential-grade power rack that runs on optimism, oil, and old-fashioned American elbow grease.
This bad boy doesn’t just spot you—it salutes you.
Built from Cold War steel, forged in the fires of freedom, and blessed by a bald eagle with an MBA, the Reaganator MAXX™ brings diplomacy straight to the dumbbell rack.
⚙️ Specs:
💪 Barbell: Made from decommissioned nukes and raw confidence.
🔥 Weight Plates: 45s forged from melted-down Berlin Wall fragments.
🦅 Resistance Bands: Tensioned by the free market.
🎵 Soundtrack: “Danger Zone” + Reagan speeches remixed by Skrillex.
💥 Max Load: Infinite, if you believe hard enough.
Features:
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Freedom Counter™: Tracks reps in gallons of freedom expended.
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Just Say No Spotter System™: Refuses to let you quit—ever.
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Cold War Cooling System: Keeps your beer at 33°F and your enemies trembling.
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Tax Cut Timer: Every 30 seconds, it shouts “LIFT MORE, PAY LESS!”
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Auto-Diplomacy Mode: Automatically plays applause after each PR.
Customer Reviews:
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Hit a new max and accidentally balanced the budget.” – Kyle, Lake Havasu
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “My bench went up, the stock market followed.” – Chad, probably
⭐⭐ “Started curling, ended up starting a revolution.” – Anonymous Patriot
Warning:
Side effects include:
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Spontaneous high-fives
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Sudden desire to deregulate your protein powder
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Mild hallucinations of bald eagles giving motivational speeches
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And the ability to tear down any wall (emotional or otherwise)
🇺🇸 The Reaganator MAXX™ – Because peace through strength is cool… but peace through bench press is legendary. 💥
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Shredneck
- Email: contact@support.theshredneck.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Reaganator MAXX™ – Peace Through Powerlifting Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|