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The LBJ TexaSEND Titan™ – Everything’s Bigger (Including the Crashes)

$27.17 NZD

Straight outta the Lone Star State and powered by unfiltered chaos, the LBJ TexaSEND Titan™ isn’t a vehicle…
it’s a Texas-sized constitutional incident on wheels.

Built for patriots who believe horsepower is a human right, this bad boy makes monster trucks look like grocery carts.

When you fire up the TexaSEND Titan, it doesn’t purr — it filibusters.

⚙️ Specs:

🐂 Engine: 10,000cc Freedom-Stroke V8 with optional cattle-grade turbo boost.
🔥 Fuel: 80% gasoline, 20% Whataburger grease.
🦅 Top Speed: Yes.
🎵 Soundtrack: “Deep in the Heart of Texas” remixed with gunshots and bald eagle screams.
💨 Suspension: Hydraulic patriotism with optional BBQ-sauce injection system.

Features:

  • Freedom Horn™: Blasts the entire Pledge of Allegiance at 140 decibels.

  • Cowboy Boot Cupholder: Insulated to keep your Busch cold and your dignity lukewarm.

  • Stars-n-Stripes Underglow: Visible from space (and probably a few satellites).

  • Pit Viper Dash Cam: Automatically records “Hold my beer” moments for posterity.

  • Reverse Gear: Doesn’t exist. It only goes forward — like America.

Customer Reviews:

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Started it up and the ground seceded.” – Kyle, somewhere near Waco

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “It jumped a canyon and declared independence halfway through.” – Tanner, Lake Havasu

⭐⭐ “Ran out of gas in 12 minutes. Worth every second.” – Anonymous Patriot

Warning:

Side effects include:

  • Sudden urge to lasso a cloud

  • BBQ sauce on everything you own

  • Spontaneous political speeches mid-wheelie

  • Becoming the loudest person at any event, guaranteed

🇺🇸 The LBJ TexaSEND Titan™ – Because in Texas, ‘Full Send’ is just the speed limit. 🤠💥

Select Color: Black

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The LBJ TexaSEND Titan™ – Everything’s Bigger (Including the Crashes) Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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