Abraham “Aesthetic AF” Lincoln
Behold: Abraham “Aesthetic AF” Lincoln — the 16th president, now the 1st in gains. The Abolish Sleevery Tank is what happens when Honest Abe skips the Gettysburg Address to hit chest and tris.
This isn’t history class. This is HIS-TRI’s.
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Cut-Off Suit Jacket – because real freedom is circulation in the lats.
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Rails V-Bands Like Railroads – the original infrastructure plan.
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Log-Splitting Forearms – because when Abe curls, the trees cry.
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Bold ‘Abolish Sleevery’ Banner – your constitutional right to flex.
Perfect for:
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Gym days when “four score and seven reps ago” wasn’t enough.
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Fourth of July BBQs where the only thing more shredded than the brisket is you.
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Proving to your history teacher that the Declaration of Independence also included sleeves.
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Walking into Planet Fitness and declaring it a judgment-free union.
Warning: Side effects may include:
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Bald eagles spotting you mid-bench.
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The urge to recite the Emancipation Proclamation between sets.
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Random strangers asking, “Bro, did Lincoln cut those sleeves himself?”
Raise your mug, flex your guns, and remember: freedom was never meant to have sleeves.
Abolish Sleevery. Send It.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
- Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.5 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Shredneck
- Email: contact@support.theshredneck.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Abraham “Aesthetic AF” Lincoln Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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28
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18
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M
|
29
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20
|
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L
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30
|
22
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
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32
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26
|
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3XL
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33
|
28
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