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The JFK Full Send Surf Missile™ – Space Race Edition

Name: The JFK Full Send Surf Missile™ – Space Race Edition
Brand: Shredneck
SKU: the-jfk-full-send-surf-missiletm-space-race-edition
Price: 15.0 USD
Availability: InStock

$15.00

Ask not what your country can send for you—
ask what you can send for your country. 🇺🇸

Introducing the JFK Full Send Surf Missile™, the first and only personal watercraft classified as a strategic asset by NASA.
Half surfboard. Half missile. 100% bad idea.

Born in a lab fueled by espresso, patriotism, and leftover Cold War tech, this machine doesn’t just ride waves—
it redefines them.

Specs (Straight from the Oval Office):

🚀 Propulsion: Dual turbo-freedom thrusters powered by unfiltered Red Bull.
🦅 Top Speed: Classified, but confirmed faster than a congressional apology.
🔥 Paint Job: Red, white, and go-fast.
🎵 Onboard Soundtrack: Constant loop of “Fortunate Son” and Space Race radio chatter.
🎯 Navigation: Guided by the spirit of liberty, GPS optional.

Features:

Pit Viper HUD: Heads-Up Display in full wraparound glory.
Freedom Boost Button: Instantly adds 10 horsepower and 5 IQ points of bad decision-making.
Eagle Wing Fins™: Helps you “soar” even when physics says “bro, don’t.”
Launch Mode: Because sometimes you don’t surf the missile—sometimes you are the missile.

Perfect For:

🏄‍♂️ Patriotic water sports
🧨 Illegal backyard rocket launches
🍺 Guys named Chad
🛰 Moon-landing afterparties

Testimonials:

“I said ‘Send it to the moon,’ and it actually tried.” – Tanner, Lake Tahoe

“Hit launch mode and my shorts ripped in half. Worth it.” – Anonymous Hero

“NASA called. They want it back.” – Elon (allegedly)

Warning:

May cause mild time travel, increased thirst for freedom, and unprompted historical quotes.

🇺🇸 The JFK Full Send Surf Missile™ —
Because sometimes you don’t aim for the beach…
you aim for the stars. 🌕✨

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Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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The JFK Full Send Surf Missile™ – Space Race Edition Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	16.75
M	29	20	17.88
L	30	22	19.13
XL	31	24	20.38
2XL	32	26	21.63
3XL	33	28	22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.